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Dog Park or Wrong Park (for me)

April 22, 2017

 

How many friends go to the Dog Park?  I for one am not a fan.  The dirt, the pebbles, the poop all point to one messy afternoon.   Is it me?  I am approached by most of the pups to play but maybe I am a bit older, and more sophisticated but I just can't get into the whole idea of running around the park and sniffing another's private parts.  And sometimes I am even drooled on -- a totally humilating experience.  My bff Tasha and I have gone to the Park together,  I think she feels the same way I do but  she is a better actress (takes after her mom) and a little more sociable  but I am just not interested.  Or maybe I am just a little shy or intimidated -- I do show my personality on the Runway or in front of the camera but not in the Park!!!!

 

Some dog parks have a little pool or a sprinkler but   swimming  is another of my least favorite things to do -- don't like to get my hair wet.  

 

No dress code for the dog park -- most pups just go naked, except for me;  I do have to be careful as I don't want to rip a dress, break a necklace (something which I do all the time) or break a nail or ruin my pawdicure -- a girl has to keep up appearances.

 

 

Now one more thing I want to talk about -- the boys are a little frisky in the park, did you know there is a lot of groping going on, the boys put their paws all over you, and smell your butt  --  is this acceptable?  They don't even buy you a treat or take you out for dinner!!!!  I have to literally fight the boys (and girls) off -- but sometimes I get carried away myself and tease the boys just a little!!!  I read in the media that people are losing careers over this knid of behavior am I being sexually exploited? 

 

What to do?  I will just keep away from the dog park, get my exercise walking around the city and shopping!!!! 

 

Or maybe I will try it again!!!  You never know !!!

 

Remember the bitches are not always the dogs!!!

 

 

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